Lindsay Lohan's been taking control of her finances: first, the tabloid trainwreck fired her longtime manager, Lou Taylor; now, we've learned that LiLo took an assignment with Playboy for just under one million dollars.
That's a pretty penny and Lindsay needs it. Besides spending up a storm on her hard-partying and the expensive rehab stints that follow, LiLo's the sole breadwinner for her insane, incompetent parents. Since her dad was just arrested for charges of battery, I'd say it might be time to cut them off and let them fend for themselves.
Playboy might not be the best choice for a girl that's trying to get over her bad reputation, but Hugh Hefner's famous mag is pretty much the least scandalous way you can pose nude without being in a fashion editorial. Lindsay might even get the cover! Dream big, kids.