Heidi Klum is like this crazy Halloween genius, topping herself from year to year. Halloween costumes are her life's work, and her real legacy won't be as a model or even as a TV personality: she'll be remembered for her insanely elaborate costumes for time immermorial.
Last year she dressed up as a purple-skinned robot, and since she's now proven that she's not lacking in imagination, she's decided to go a little less fantastical and a little more animal kingdom this time around.
Klum's been hard at work on an ape costume and showed a preview of the latest addition to her oeuvre, which isn't quite finished yet. It's pretty much totally unfair: not only is Heidi Klum a supermodel with like, the perfect family life, even her unfinished Halloween costumes put my entire Halloween career to shame. I'm going to go stand outside in the rain until I think of a good Halloween costume.