Twilight Barbie Dolls Are Coming to a Child Near You

Pity the children: to us, Twilight is just a sick cultural horror show; to them, it's a generational milestone. Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson) and Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart) have been canonized as Barbie dolls, and it spells doom for the future of the world. Oh good, let's give kids the opportunity to relive the Breaking Dawn scene where Edward delivers Bella's vampire baby with his teeth. And let's train little girls to fall in love with sickly pale men and look up to a woman who got married to a dullard before graduating from high school and then carried his baby to term while it was literally eating her from the inside.

In related news, Barbie is also releasing a set of Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney Kardashian dolls because we're raising our children to be the future leaders of the free world.

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