Roberto Cavalli is Exceptionally Emotional Today, Even for Him

So high on life, Cavalli realized he had more to say, and returned to his blog: “I will take you by the hand so that you will be able to feel my emotions!”

I don’t know if the designer’s blog post was particularly transportive, but it definitely gave me some bad Xanga flashbacks. Feel free to peruse it in your free time, but more urgently—a couple hours after he posted the eurphoric diary entry, Cavalli seemed to experience a comedown:

All the world’s suffering is making Roberto Cavalli suffer. Despite his many advantages and unparalleled quality of life, the designer’s heart is so big and generous that it just BLEEDS when he thinks about all the hardship endured by people all over the world. Nearly every person alive is less fortunate than the Italian designer, so it doesn’t surprise me to see him getting angsty. I’m just wondering what took him so long.

If the designer wants to make “all the world happy” and help people see “the perfect meening of life,” he’s extraordinarily well-positioned to make a difference. But the first step would involve donating all his money to charity. The next step may or may not involve joining a monastery. Unfortunately for humanity, a Tweet is not enough.

Image via BillionaireLounge

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