Victoria's Secret model Anne Vyalitsyna and Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine have ended their two year relationship, to the shock and horror of everyone that cares (which turns out to be a lot of people!).
To be fair, Anne and Adam were one of the more high-profile fashion couples around: the pair posed on the cover of Russian Vogue last November, and the singer serenaded his now-lost love on the Victoria's Secret runway the same month.
Adam Levine's hair is too spiky for my taste and his entire schtick just reminds me too much of the early-2000s — but he has, you know, abs and a successful recording career, so I can't say I blame anyone for crushing on him.
As for Anne Vyalitsyna: she's blonde and one of the world's most high-profile underwear models, so I'm sure she'll get back on her feet and start dating Leonardo Dicaprio or whatever soon.
Breakups are hard, but also maybe the single best part of modern life. Because once you're over them, you get to fall in love again.
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