Next time you remember that you're an insignificant little speck in this chaotic, seemingly unfeeling universe, instead of getting bummed out, think about Kanye West. Not only does he consistently deliver the kind of inane jabber which is imminently mockable by even the slowest wit, the rapper-turned-designer is also a living reminder that no amount of fame or riches can soothe a tortured soul.
In addition to humiliating young women at major awards shows, comparing himself to Hitler, and running around New York City with the human pox better known as Kim Kardashian, Kanye West can't even look out the window as he drives down the street without being overwhelmed with contempt for the people he sees.
Luckily, the superstar maintains an ill-advised Twitter to document his thoughts. Last night, West was "just driving through the city" when he saw "a few things" he hated. Because he makes very bad choices, he decided to share his thoughts with his 7.3+ million Twitter followers.
Here's what got Kanye all riled up: "button up shirts with hoodies…hoodies with sport coats…sport coats with button up shirts, jeans and dress shoes…khaki trench coats with jeans and off brand work out sneakers…khaki cargo shorts…big ass striped scarves…long ass sideburns with the line up RnB beard."
Poor Kanye. So many horrors, so many crimes against humanity, and "all this in 5 blocks."
"Detest," Kanye Tweeted, accurately identifying one of his emotions.
"#I'm on my snob," he said, a few minutes later. No, Kanye: you aren't just a snob. You're a sad, petty little man. And that's cool or whatever — "no judgement!" — but stop broadcasting it.