Sh*t People Actually Said at New York Fashion Week

“I love him. I’ve known him for so many years. He’s so talented.”

“Why aren’t they letting us in?”

“The people that are the most done up are typically the ones doing the least interesting things.”

“My head’s like, always in 18 different places.”

“I don’t find shopping that exciting in the US.”

“Do we want a Diet Pepsi?”

“The cameras are going to be a problem. Get ’em out of here!”

“Wait, let me take a picture.”

(She sees me watching her in the bathroom mirror): “I’m still alive. I saw myself so I know.”

“Wait, how do I get to my Twitter to show you the picture?”

“That’s like doing coke for three days straight. You’re going to be tired, depressed, and it’s going to take a week to get it out of your system.”

“I spotted your purse, I was like – no one else has that bag!”

“I was kind of pissed off my photographer wasn’t coming.”

“You’re not ready to be a mother to a twentysomething.”

“Listen, a twentysomething is no different than my five-year-old.”

“We’re all going to get old at some point.”

Image via IMAXtree

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