The New York Times reports on an emerging retail trend: flattering, stylish pants which incorporate a special compartment for concealed weapons. Now you too can carry a gun without that pesky "I'm concealing a gun" aura.
If you, like me, are holding off on your first weapon purchase until you can figure out how you'd use the damn thing, you might still want to consider shelling out $65 on a pair of Woolrich's Elite Concealed Carry Chinos. Because even if you don't own a firearm, there's still lots of other stuff you might want to hide in your pants:
- A burrito
- Sugarfree Red Bull
- Van Gogh's ear
- A mason jar
- A blush brush
- Cat food
- A message in a bottle
- A blessing in disguise
- Pins and needles
- The whole nine yards
- Sriracha
- Your shame
Collage with images from Wikimedia Commons, Woolrich
