Twentysomethings, TV, Twilight and Other ABC’s of Newsstand Sales

To give magazines a hand, I thought I might offer some alternative ABC’s of newsstand sales, just in case WWD‘s suggestions seem too depressing.

 

Axes to Grind, Awesome, And Here’s a Story About the Rest of Your Life

Busy, Bitchy, Basket Case

Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter, Can I Help You With Something?, Curtain Call

Deserts and Desserts, Despicable, Don’t Stop Til You Get Enough

Enough!, End of Times, Eat Some String Cheese It’s Really Good

Fast Forward Through Commercials with DVR, Facebook Friends, Fall Apart Over Email

Grumpy, Gaslighting, Get Your Shoes On

Have a Nice Day, Have Nots, Have No Mercy

iMe, I Can’t, I Don’t Think You Can Dance

Just Kidding, Just Friends, Just Wanting to Be Somebody

Koalas, Kangaroos, Kung Fu

Last Night’s Party Was Nothing Special, Leave Me Alone, Lots to Look Forward to If You Let Yourself

Max Out the Minimum Wage, Mad About Someone Other Than You, Misfits on BBC

Nervous Breakup, Need a Haircut, No Hope that R-Patz and K-Stew Will Reunite

Outsource the News, Oversharers and Proud, Oulipo

Pacman Apologists, Pick a Side But Only the Right One, Panic Everywhere But At the Disco

Question Whether You Need to Question Everything, Quixotic Attempt to Resuscitate a Dying Industry, Queen of Your Heart

Rescue Fantasies, Read More Twitter, Really? I Mean, REALLY?

Soft Spot on a Baby’s Head, Single Ladies That Don’t Want You To Put a Ring On It, Songs About Love

Tap Into the Network, Take a Step Back Again and Again Until You’re Running Backwards, Time for a Nap

Utilize is a Dumb Word, Use Dry Shampoo, Universal Daycare

Venn Diagram Your Relationship, Very Nice to Meet You, Visit Your Grandma

What a Sorry Excuse for a Human Being, When One Door Closes Another Won’t Open Unless You Go and Open It, Waste Not Still Want Everything

X-Ray Your Hopes and Dreams, X-Chromosomes Are Something Everyone Has, Xanadu Was a Real Place

You and Me Were Meant to Be Sitting Next to Each Other On This Bus, Yeah I’m Running Out of Ideas, Yeast Makes Bread Rise

Zig-A-Zag-Ah, Zoom in On Your Mole, Zebra Stripes As a Metaphor For Life I’ll Tell You About Some Day

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