Other Ways Ryan Lochte Could Have Greeted Anna Wintour

Even though I have absolute faith in Lochte’s judgement, forever and ever, the Knee-Grab may not be the best way to say ‘hey’ to fashion’s most feared and powerful editor.

But I get where he’s coming from. The air kiss is just so predictable and Lochte is a creative thinker. Could there possibly be a better way to greet Anna Wintour?

Some suggestions:

  • Put your palms together and bow 90°.
  • Tenderly brush a strand of hair away from her eyes.
  • Lift her pinky finger to your mouth and suck on it.
  • Lie on your back, press your knees into your chest, and roll around on the floor.
  • Brush your nose against hers.
  • Flutter your eyelashes against hers.
  • Bump your fist against hers, Obama-style.
  • Give her a hug and use your tongue to spell out your name on her neck.
  • Take her in your arms and lead her through a quick rendition of the foxtrot.
  • Shake her hand.

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