Things That Might Have Been in Deborah Needleman’s T Magazine Offer Package

Speculation about what was in Needleman’s Times offer is really … you know, speculation-y. The entire universe is just like, a giant Deborah Needleman love fest. Everywhere I go, people are all, “I love Deborah Needleman.” “Oh, I LOVE Deborah Needleman.” “You know who I love? Deborah Needleman.” So much love in the world!

And so, considering all this love and also considering what a battle it was for The Times to hire her, her T Magazine package likely included something she couldn’t refuse. Some possibilities:

  • Immortality.
  • Eternal bliss.
  • Photokinesis.
  • A fountain of youth.
  • A genie in a bottle.
  • A philosopher’s stone.
  • A goblet of fire.
  • The pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
  • Sweet dreams.
  • No GIFs, ever.

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