Fall Must List: Cute Ways to Ensure You Are Raising a Monster

Do you want to dress your real or imagined daughter in a way that helps foster her materialism, superficiality and status-obsession? Today, you’re in luck. Here are some very cute pieces, culled from the kid’s section at Barneys.com, which are perfect for any pretty pretty little princess who loves throwing tantrums in style. And remember: her body and her brain may not be fully developed, but that doesn’t mean she shouldn’t have the very best. 

With hot pink lining. 

Dolce & Gabbana sequined (cashmere) sweater dress, $685

I think Anna Dello Russo owns a version of this dress. 

Eugenia Kim Fifi Poodle collar, $250

“Rustically knit and impeccably groomed with a pink satin bow, Fifi is ready to wrap herself around your child’s jackets, coats and sweaters.”

Dolce & Gabbana leopard print cardigan, $605

You can mix and match these pieces or wear them all together, for one cohesive look that absolutely screams maximum brattiness. 


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