You can plan a pretty picnic but you can’t predict the weather, which happened to be cloudy with a 99% chance of fart for New Zealand’s The Bachelor and a contestant on the show this week.
Bachie Arthur Green got quite the surprise when his date for the day, English yoga teacher Poppy, turned their romantic date into a farty party as she let one loose while trying to sit down next to him. “This is pretty magical,” Poppy said, just before she did a pop-off right in front of him and all of New Zealand.
“Did you just fart?” Arthur laughed. “I slipped in the sand,” Poppy replied, but bachie knew she was just fartin’ around. “Poppy lets out a little fart and it’s just so funny,” he later said to the camera.
Poor Poppy still managed to escape elimination at the rose ceremony, but, in this case, roses really smell like poo-poo-oo. Better out than in, right? RIGHT?!