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FKA twigs’ IDGAF attitude was out in full force for the 2015 Met Gala tonight. This was proven with her dress, which displayed a penis on her hip. Yes, look closer and you’ll see what we’re seeing. That’s a full-blown wang, no peen pun intended.
While we do respect ballsy decisions, this is the Met Gala. It’s the event avid fashionistas get excited for thanks to the divine offering of fashion without penises.
We actually think Miss FKA could be acting a little bit cocky, like she was trying to give the Met Gala a proverbial middle finger via a baby penis on her hip.
It’s an interesting gesture, but we wonder what Anna Wintour thought of the dress.