Holy heck. Fashion Bloggers Season Two is here, and we’ve got a feeling we’re in for even more forehead smacking than last season.
The first episode followed the five girls, including Zanita Whittington, Sara Donaldson, Amanda Shadforth, Kate Waterhouse and Nadia Fairfax, throughout their Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Australia schedule.
Don’t stress if you missed it. We’re here to fill you in on all the utterly unmissable moments, one designer name-drop at a time.
I’VE. GOT. MY… MONEEEYYY…. ON YOUU…
Much Bec & Bridge. Many selfies. Lots dancing. This season’s intro is even better than the last.
Hold up. Zanita has a boyfriend?
He’s got a background in IT and business.
“We’re a match made in heaven,” Zanita said.
What’s wrong with Amanda’s voice?
Seriously, is she OK?
Couldn’t they have given her a Butter Menthol or something?
Fashion peeps don’t have that much time to be social?
That’s funny, Nadia.
You seem pretty social to us.
Did Bec & Bridge seriously just lend their makeup team and pedicurists to Kate and Nadia?
That’s pretty nice of them.
Suppose the extra coverage couldn’t hurt.
How adorable are Amanda and Toni Maticevski?
That little dance twirl?
Maticevki’s FROW got tablets.
Like, did they get to keep them?
Maticevski’s show made Zanita cry, beautiful, mind-blown tears.
OMG. Sara’s in orange.
It’s like a scene from Pleasantville.
Or Orange is the New Black.
Lloyd Simmonds just said Sara has perfect skin.
She had a semi-orgasm over the comment.
Did Zanita just say you should wear colour to get street-style snapped?
We guess Sara missed the memo.
She also recommends personal grooming, like pedis.
Lucky Nadia has the Bec & Bridge team for that.
We’re confused. Christopher Esber has made a dress inspired by steak?
OK, now we’re hungry.
Surely Amanda would wear Christopher Esber to a dinner in his honour?
Chose Lover instead.
Nadia has her own office.
She might feel like a “grown up” but she’s certainly not acting like one.
What was that chair spin?
Do people actually do that?
“Who would’ve thought putting pictures of yourself on the internet could get you a nice office like this?”
We don’t miss Margaret Zhang at all.
Thank you for pointing out how sample sizes can be restrictive for anyone who isn’t a model size 8, Zanita.
With street style on the rise, designers should probably think more about their sample size range.
How fabulous is Alice McCALL?
We love her.
And we need that fringed playsuit from her finale.
Who did the timeline for this show?
Wasn’t Ellery on the opening night?
We wish they showed Ellery’s gatecrasher.
OMG Nicole Richie is on next week.
Much fashion, little time.
Until next time, blogettes.
Fashion Bloggers airs Thursdays on E! at 9.30pm.