It’s Christmas at Litchfield Penitentiary. The Orange Is the New Black cast spoofed the classic holiday poem “Twas the Night Before Christmas” as only they can. Reading lines like “Twas a night in Litchfield,” Crazy Eyes, Piper and company wake up from sleeping “snug in their bunks” to encounter Santa dropping off presents. Naturally, they rob Mr. Claus and steal all his gifts.
What did Saint Nick bring them? Oh, just Lysol, tampons, library books, eyeliner and porn. The ladies got off scot-free but the warden had the last laugh: “Happy holidays ladies, you’re all getting shots.” Watch the hilarious clip above.