Leave it to Terry Richardson to turn an innocuous tradition into a raunchy affair. The famed photographer and girlfriend Alexandra Bolotow threw a baby shower for their twins unlike any other. While some parents choose Minnie Mouse or Breakfast at Tiffany’s as baby shower themes, Terry and Alexandra chose penises.
The party decor included an oversize penis balloon, penis tablecloths and penis lollipops. And just so Alexandra’s genitals wouldn’t feel left out, there was a cake that featured her naked body giving birth to two Terry Richardson heads — on a plaid bedspread no less. Imagine how awkward it must’ve been just to cut the cake.
Naturally, Alexandra eschewed the typical maxi dress for a shirt that read “I should have swallowed.”
As for party favors, the couple chose condoms baring Alexandra’s sonogram and the words “Cumming Soon” next to the wet emoji. Classy.
The only detail that actually surprised us was the guest list. Somehow, Martha Stewart got invited. Let’s hope she didn’t leave with any baby shower home decor ideas.
[via The Cut]