NEWFLASH: We’re living in the era of big butts. For the first time in human history, people are finally embracing the beauty of a round, high, bubble butt. What a time to be alive!
Yesterday, Vogue published an article proclaiming this as “Officially the Era of the Big Booty.” 2014 has certainly been a great year for butts – Nicki Minaj‘s “Anaconda” is a hit. Jen Selter‘s “Belfies” gave a new name to the ubiquitous Instagram ass shot and now, Jennifer Lopez, whom we can credit for introducing the beauty of a round derriere to America, has just released “Booty” in collaboration with another endowed artist, Iggy Azalea.
And thank goodness! To think I felt fat all those times at my Upper East Side high school because my bubble butt made my uniform kilt too short in the back! All those times in college when I couldn’t find jeans to fit me: forgotten! It’s nice to see Vogue affirming that now my booty is cool. That really heals all the pain I experienced in my younger days. It would have been so nice if there were images and music in pop culture confirming that my figure was beautiful back then (besides “Bootylicious,” which was mentioned in the original article).
Wait a minute….