Best & Worst Autograph Signers

[cosmogrl5]

My Johnny Depp made #1 Best!

Source: idontlikeyouinthatway.com

Cameron Diaz is a Bitch



For the second year in a row, Johnny Depp has ranked number one on a list of Hollywood's best and worst autograph signers. While Cameron Diaz ranks the best of the worst.

Many stars become bad signers once fame and fortune hits, but not Depp. He's even signed autographs for crowds at the airport while carrying luggage," said Steve Cyrkin, editor and publisher of the Santa Ana, Calif.-based magazine."

Cameron Diaz, however, is said to usually either snub fans who ask for her autograph, or give them lectures on how "stupid autographs are." Hmm, let's see here ... Johnny Depp is one of the best, most talented and humble actors of our time, but he still makes time to acknowledge his fans. Then there's Cameron Diaz who is one of the highest paid, most overrated actors with one of the biggest egos in Hollywood, and when not promoting one of her ****ty movies, is blowing off her fans and attacking photographers. If you're ever walking by Cameron Diaz and her face is on fire, be sure to beat it out with your shoe. If you happen to be wearing golf cleats, those will work even better. When she asks why you did that, tell her you think "water is stupid."

Here are more promo pics from Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. I couldn't find any recent pictures of Cameron Diaz, and by that I mean I didn't look for any because she's a stupid ugly buttholeface, and I can't stand to look at her.

Anyway, if you haven't seen the most recent trailer for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, click here to watch it. Enjoy.

More on Johnny and his signing: http://www.newsday.com/entertainment...ment-headlines

[style_savy]

That's interesting because Johnny Depp also made the list for most generous celebrity with his fans while Halle Berry was the least generous devoting very little time to her admirers. Not only now do I respect Johnny but I also see him as much warmer than he can come off in interviews.

[cosmogrl5]

^ ITA. I always loved him, but now....so much more.

[ultramarine]

OH ... I dont give a crap for Cam ... it so good to hear that Johnny is so down to earth ... gotta love him even more (is that possible?)

[Label Basher]

My friend was at Toronto when the festival was on and she saw Cameron at the airport and some guy went up to her and asked for one and she replied that she was on holiday which was crap as she had just been promoting In Her Shoes and was on her way to Australia for the Australian premiere. She wasn't having a good day skin wise either so they let her know it lol.

[Velouria]

Celebrities would be nowhere without their fans...taking a few minutes to sign autographs is the least they can do for people who are partially responsible for their huge salaries!

[DreamsAreMade]

Originally Posted by cosmogrl5

If you're ever walking by Cameron Diaz and her face is on fire, be sure to beat it out with your shoe.

[Zen]

Cosmogrl5.........you are way too funny!!!

[Mr. Fabulous]

That's sooo funny because Cameron looks like a sweetheart, hmm that attitute goes along with that annoying bf of hers.. I believe it now. lol

I heard, Marilyn Manson was a very humble celebrity, so is Mandy Moore and Angelina Jolie (fans-wise not paparazzi)

[chanelnumber5]

Originally Posted by Velouria

Celebrities would be nowhere without their fans...taking a few minutes to sign autographs is the least they can do for people who are partially responsible for their huge salaries!

exactly, my thoughts entirely!

[mcswirlgirl]

I'm not big on autographs, but I would rather get my picture taken. Though that makes me mad that celebrities can be selfish to fans. I support celebrities by going out to see their movies, and buying their DVD's and CD's. I have a lot more respect for Johnny Depp now.

[SiennaInLondon]

I actually think that Cameron Diaz is a lovely girl who always comes across as nice no matter what. Ok thinking autographs are stupid and telling people so is rather pointless (though pretty much the truth!) I am not surprised that Johnny Depp and George Clooney are at the top because they are consistently lovely people too although I am surprised Angelina isn't up there because she is great with these things (I know because I have her autograph from when I was 15/16). I know she has been high on the list before.

[SiennaInLondon]

Best
1. Johnny Depp
2. George Clooney
3. Matt Damon
4. Al Pacino
5. Tom Cruise
6. Angelina Jolie
7. Elijah Wood
8. Brittany Murphy
9. Jack Nicholson
10. Clint Eastwood

Worst
1. Cameron Diaz
2. Bruce Willis
3. Demi Moore
4. Tobey Maguire
5. Alan Alda
6. Halle Berry
7. Winona Ryder
8. Teri Hatcher
9. Joaquin Phoenix
10. Russell Crowe

Oh I just found the full top tens. Angie is up there. So is the Cruise which I suppose works because he has been a good premiere signer for years though I am not sure what he'd be like if you caught him off duty. Not that that should matter because why would anyone bother them on a regular basis. From experience I know Joaquin and Winona are crap -I think Winona thinks that the less autographs that are out there, the higher the price they will fetch posthumously. WHATEVER. Demi Moore looks like she is a cow (albeit a beautiful one) so that is no surprise either.