Britney's Latest Message To Fans

[cosmogrl5]

Source: PerezHilton

Britney's New Letter Of Truth!

Mama Spears just posted this new message in the "Love B" section of her official website.

Tigers?? What the f*** is she talking about?
Bitch has gone completely crazy.
Let's hope it's just the pregnancy hormones!

[Spike413]

^ Britney wrote that? It's so....well written.

[VainJane]

'eerie awe' and inability to 'look away'......

I'm wondering if she thinks she's a tiger or something.... I mean, not like an actual tiger but maybe she had a bit too many pregnancy vitamins and is trying to tell the world that she's a beautiful animal who loves to prowl through tropical greenery and eat sheep.

Ok, I haven't slept much in two days....Right, I'm being serious now.

I guess she's trying to compare herself to a graceful tiger that everyone is 'amazed' and 'inspired by'.....

Either way, you know she had an assistant write that up. It's got capital letters and periods and big ol' words like 'mysteriousness'.

[cosmogrl5]

Originally Posted by VainJane

maybe she had a bit too many pregnancy vitamins

LMAO. Thanks!

[Velouria]

maybe she's comparing k-fed to a tiger, because he is scary and dangerous, yet she finds him alluring anyway.

um, nevermind. i just realized i spent the last 2 minutes of my life finding symbolism in a britney spears letter. i have officially hit rock bottom.

[fouroclock]

That reminds me this poem "Aunt Jennifer's Tigers" by this feminist poetess who isn't Sylvia Plath.

But at least we know she reads...Beat THAT, Christina Hoguillera!

[VainJane]

Originally Posted by Velouria

um, nevermind. i just realized i spent the last 2 minutes of my life finding symbolism in a britney spears letter. i have officially hit rock bottom.

Hey, it took me about ten minutes to come up with my 'Britney is a sheep-eating tiger' spirituality crap.....you're not alone at rock bottom!

[style_savy]

Originally Posted by Spike413

^ Britney wrote that? It's so....well written.

no ****. I think maybe someone else wrote it and she posted it.

[cosmogrl5]

Originally Posted by style_savy

no ****. I think maybe someone else wrote it and she posted it.

Maybe she had Jamie-Lynn wite it for her?

[liberty33r1b]

who cares about her still, anyways? she is so over....

[M0radkhan]

^^Yeah, she's only sending messages on her site, because she doesn't wan't people to forget about her.

[chicsassy7]

I believe she wrote it. It sounds silly and doesn't make any sense. It reminds me of how my roommate in college would try to have "intellectual" conversations when she had no idea what people were talking about. I believe someone else typed it for her though since it had punctuation and proper sentences.