Originally posted by Jennika@Nov 29 2004, 09:57 AM Here are some from the NY Post
November 29, 2004 -- WHICH aging action hero is snorting more lines than he's spouting on-screen? The horny Hollywood he-man must need the disco dust to stay up and chase the much-younger beauties he likes to collect at nightclubs in L.A. and New York . . . WHICH sexy scribe is rumored to be on the rocks with her relatively new hubby? She already misses her single days and would love to take a quick dip in the dating pool . . . WHICH recently married Hollywood heavyweight has an Oedipal issue? Before he walked down the aisle this summer, he had a secret nook in his bedroom; when women would enter, he would channel Elvis and they would have to call him "Daddy."
For the previous one, I totally thought Jean Claude Van Damme, Candace Bushnell and Nick Cage. For the later, definately Mischa and Brandon. And then maybe Ivanka Trump? She doesn't seem like the type of get plastic surgery but who knows.
Very, very interesting topic. I agree with the Candace Bushnell, Micha/Brandon, Ryan Seacrest and Ivanka Trump ones.
Here's another one , from last year soemtime, (any guesses?)-
Betcha Hungover Hank could get any chicka (or chicka-chaser, for that matter) to do whatever he wanted.
Let's back up. This rather talented Hollywood boy used to have it all. Some say he still does. But those more in the almost-too-far-gone know realize otherwise. Sure, H2 can, for the most part, manage to act his way around the increasingly sketchy material he's taking on, professionally speaking.
And maybe--as all of double H.'s fans seem to want--Hank'll even marry that glittering girl of his. Picket-fence time, megawatt-style? Wonder if that sweet dream would put an end to sitches like the following fete funkiness:
Snarlin' Sam--a beefy dude who's famous for his butcher stances in the film biz--gave a party in West Hollywood. Hipsters hovered. Shutterbugs scattered. Substances surfaced. Could that be why leering Hank, a guest, asked a bevy of babes to join him in the bathroom?
Curious...was it for hanky-panky or sniffy-wiffy--or both?
Hank, be more careful whom you proposition next time. (Or at least whisper.)
PS.It was diclosed it is not Ben Affleck, Keanu Reeves, Tobey McGuire or Heath Ledger.
__________________ "Victory attained by violence is tantamount to a defeat, for it is momentary" -Mahatma Gandhi
the "much older, wealthier" guy with ryan seacrest-who could it be?? It says he made his fortune in TV-could it be Simon Cowell????
__________________ The world is moving so fast now that we start freaking long before our parents did because we don't ever stop to breathe anymore. the last kiss
From Eonline. Ted Casablanca's blind item of the week:
One Secret Suck-Face Blind Vice
I love the chicks who write to me and complain that Hollywood, according to this column, is full of nothing but gay people, drug fiends and plastic-surgery-addicted divas (both male and female). To those malcontents, I say: Skip this week's naughty installment.
'Cause we have another fickle fruit. Yeah, Terrible Terry is in a poof pickle yet again. Big-time.
You see, T2 (who's almost always terminating, as a matter of course) recently became known for doing something rather scandalous. Paid the price for it, too. But if the masses across this condemning country only knew the extent of Terry's supposed crimes, they'd, like, make sure T.T. never got away with the millions that have, so far, been afforded this very rich and vainglorious viper.
You see, in addition to being a well-known public figure (who suffered a rather pitiful fall from grace not long ago), T. also runs a quite massive Biz operation of sorts.
The little people in said venture--with all their combined power--would have made sure Terry stayed in purgatory if it became known T.T. had a nooky-partner on the side. Of the same sex, natch.
Jeez, sometimes I really hate these gay Vices. Pisses me off how society punishes people for being non-het--but what I hate even more is seeing the gays go along for the self-hating ride.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
It's gotta be Martha, huh?
From Eonline. Ted Casablanca's blind item of the week:
One Secret Suck-Face Blind Vice
I love the chicks who write to me and complain that Hollywood, according to this column, is full of nothing but gay people, drug fiends and plastic-surgery-addicted divas (both male and female). To those malcontents, I say: Skip this week's naughty installment.
'Cause we have another fickle fruit. Yeah, Terrible Terry is in a poof pickle yet again. Big-time.
You see, T2 (who's almost always terminating, as a matter of course) recently became known for doing something rather scandalous. Paid the price for it, too. But if the masses across this condemning country only knew the extent of Terry's supposed crimes, they'd, like, make sure T.T. never got away with the millions that have, so far, been afforded this very rich and vainglorious viper.
You see, in addition to being a well-known public figure (who suffered a rather pitiful fall from grace not long ago), T. also runs a quite massive Biz operation of sorts.
The little people in said venture--with all their combined power--would have made sure Terry stayed in purgatory if it became known T.T. had a nooky-partner on the side. Of the same sex, natch.
Jeez, sometimes I really hate these gay Vices. Pisses me off how society punishes people for being non-het--but what I hate even more is seeing the gays go along for the self-hating ride.
I can't even understand the paragraph? WHo the hell is T.T.? WHo wrote this? WHoever it is needs to take a writing skills course.
Ha! Funny. He gets chastised for his English alot in his own column! The writer is Ted Casablanca and he's a gossip columnist for the Entertainment Channel. He's got a weekly column at http://www.eonline.com. He's catty, but quite humerous!!
Anyhow, TT and T2 are short for Terrible Terry which is the blind name for the given celeb this week.
Ha! Funny. He gets chastised for his English alot in his own column! The writer is Ted Casablanca and he's a gossip columnist for the Entertainment Channel. He's got a weekly column at http://www.eonline.com. He's catty, but quite humerous!!
Anyhow, TT and T2 are short for Terrible Terry which is the blind name for the given celeb this week.
I got that much. But afterwords the article is not really understandable. It's all over the place. Hard to explain, but the article is just hard to read and comprehend.
Well, he does use a lot of jargon & many run-on sentences, so I think that's understandable! I've been reading his column for quite some time, so I'm adept at de-coding it now. I'm sure your IQ is fine
and i agree about candace bushnell.... 
One Secret Suck-Face Blind Vice 
Linear Mode
