Leonardo DiCaprio Demands Money To Scribble Name
Fancy an autograph from quiff-haired ladyboy Leonardo DiCaprio? Fancy adding his papery scrawl to your collection?
You'd better have a bit of a cash handy, then.
Because young DiCaprio demands money for autographs.
One unfortunate young fan - upon nervously approaching Leo at Chicago's O'Hare airport - found this out the hard way
. "I don't sign autographs for anyone anymore," the
Titanic drownmeister whined
. "Not unless I get paid."
When the young girl remarked that this was maybe
oh-so-slightly unfair, DiCaprio snorted:
"then you're not getting an autograph." Presumably before bundling his tantrum-strewn toys back into his cot and storming away.
Such behaviour baffles
hecklerspray to say the least. Lesser celebrities charging to scribble their names - ludicrous
Diff'rent Strokes manchild
Gary Coleman, for example - is kind of understandable. Not necessarily
right, but logical in a warped sort of way. Face it - what other source of income would the bloke who played
R2D2 have these days?
But
Leonardo DiCaprio? Unless he's keeping a mighty secret from the press - like maybe he's been bankrupted paying for non-stop cosmetic surgery in order to look
forever 12 years old - last time we checked, little Leo was
absolutely loaded.
He has, after all, just seen fit to
buy an island. Blackadore Caye is a 104-acre beauty planted nicely in the Caribbean, which DiCaprio is hoping to turn into a
'luxury, eco-friendly holiday resort.' Strange, that -
hecklerspray simply assumed he was going to hide away there for several years, sitting himself in a dark room and concentrating on growing a moustache slightly less laughable than the one he had in
The Aviator.
According to a chummy source, the aim of the enterprise is to
"make money without destroying the environment." Presumably he's hoping to let the
island monkeys run wild, grow a fanbase around him and then start charging them for his signature too.
Got to pay those pool-cleaning bills somehow. Right, Mr. D?
"I'll never let go"? Never mind that. Winslet should have thrown the tosser overboard as soon as he breached the third-class boundary...
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