This is crazy!! I honestly hope it's fake... it reminds me of when people would kill themselves when they lost in dungeons and dragons back in the day...
but yeah dont worry the article contains no spoilers
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"Humorist Andy Borowitz offers a Harry Potter-related column this week about Jude Ralston, 32, Hudson, Ohio, who committed suicide after overhearing a Harry Potter spoiler."
It's definitely not real. These two quotes are proof enough...
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Ms. Clovis said that she hoped Mr. Ralston's death would cause federal authorities to tighten the flow of Harry Potter plot information to prevent similar tragedies from taking place.
"In my heart I believe that could have saved Jude's life, even if he didn't have one," she said.
How bleeding crazy would that be if that were actually true? Being that if it is as such. I know there is alot fanatcism about these stories but is it really worth such an extreme measure? Personally,I think they're overhyped and silly.
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"Humorist Andy Borowitz offers a Harry Potter-related column this week about Jude Ralston, 32, Hudson, Ohio, who committed suicide after overhearing a Harry Potter spoiler."
"Andy Borowitz writes a daily humor column"
I'd just like to re-iterate this... humor column... it's fake, fake, fake, fake.
Damn I just found out all the spoilers too and I am just sitting here in absolute shock willing my mind to accept that Snape killed Dumbledore. I know how this man feels, except I'm not going to go jump off the building.