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"I am Roberto Cavalli. I am famous Italian designer."
I start repeating this, mantra-like, just as I did the phrase, "Placido Domingo...oooh, that's me!"--on the Grammies years ago, Placido had to say his own name in the very award category he was announcing. He really didn't say, "Oooh, that's me", but he looked as though he should've.
Anyway, I hate cell phones desperately, although I have to carry on for work--regardless, I'm announcing myself as Roberto Cavalli, the famous Italian designer, when I don't get my way from now on out.
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Pictured above left: her face a mask of stony courage, future Pvt. Eureka Patchouli Jolie-Pitt wins the War on Terror
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