Kylie Minogue is diagnosed with breast cancer and — just in time to fill her karmic absence and thus complete the circle of life — THE SPICE GIRLS REUNITE. (Just like the video for “Lightning Crashes!) Even Ginger Spice Geri Halliwell has signed on for their reunion tour, agreeing to eat just enough so that Posh Spice Victoria Beckham remains “the skinny one.” While the girls aren’t developing any new material (they’ll make enough off of rehashing their old stuff to pay off those nasty credit cards), a “best of” album is in the works, meaning that a whole new generation of young girls will learn the joys of zig-a-zag-ah. Is it just me, or is the sun suddenly shining a bit more brightly?
If you simply can’t wait until their tour hits the road, rest assured that it won’t be long before the **** plans a theme night in honor of this momentous occasion.
Am I the only dork here who's sort of excited? I was young, and they were cute and upbeat.
You're not the only one, I loved the Spice Girls. I saw them on tour but that biatch Geri had already left, she was my favorite in all of her platform shoed, tranny, whorish glory. I hope they come to the USA and the tickets are cheap, I aint paying more than $20 to see them shake it.
It doesn't seem like they've been gone long enough to merit a grand reunion tour.
They're not far enough removed from us to be like the cheese-worthy event of ABBA Gold. They've hardly even gone away, considering that at least half of them have been diligently pimping solo efforts for the past five or so years.
It doesn't seem like they've been gone long enough to merit a grand reunion tour.
They're not far enough removed from us to be like the cheese-worthy event of ABBA Gold. They've hardly even gone away, considering that at least half of them have been diligently pimping solo efforts for the past five or so years.
I think this is actually a good time for them to go about on this tour before it becomes too late, especially when the people who liked them the most are now around 16/17..better mooch off more money before they become too old!
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