The Glossies: All the January 2013 Covers We Loved and Hated

What a nice surprise to see Carolyn Murphy on a cover. Unfortunately, her wide-eyed pose makes her look as though she just saw something horribly frightening.

Some odd leg Photoshopping aside, Kylie Minogue looks fantastic in a bow-topped dress on the cover of this month’s British Elle.

Kate Upton covers this month’s British Vogue and, per usual, oozes Sports Illustrated-style sex appeal.

Questionable hair aside, newlywed Jessica Biel looks beautiful in a silk and tulle Dior dress.

Even without the headgear, Sienna Miller is nearly unrecognizable on the cover of this month’s British Harper's Bazaar. That said, she does pull of the 60s mod look exceptionally well.

Amanda Seyfried looks ladylike – if a bit awkward given her overly staged pose – in blue Chanel on the cover of this month’s InStyle.

It’s nearly impossible to believe that Gwen Stefani is 43.

Gwyneth Paltrow and Tracy Anderson cover this month’s Redbook looking refreshingly natural.

Carla Bruni is back! Fittingly, she opted for Vogue Paris to make her return into modeling.

Straying away from her signature arm-on-hip pose, Lea Michele covers Marie Claire.

W Magazine's art-meets-fashion issue features Jessica Chastain as envioned by artists Rineke Dijkstra, George Condo, Mickalene Thomas, and Chantal Joffe.

This cover is just so wrong – the bra, the hot pants….hard to believe this is a fashion magazine aimed at adult women.