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These Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton Swimsuits Are the Scariest Things You’ll See Today

Shocked Trump One Piece Swimsuit, $49.95 at Beloved; Image: Courtesy

Shocked Trump One Piece Swimsuit, $49.95 at Beloved; Image: Beloved Shirts

Fact: We’re living in the golden age of one-piece bathing suits. Fact: High-fashion political merch is having a moment. Fact: These two trends ought never be combined.

Hillary One Piece Swimsuit, $49.95 at Beloved; Image: Courtesy

Hillary One Piece Swimsuit, $49.95 at Beloved; Image: Beloved Shirts

But that Beloved Shirts did. The brand behind the ironic (and horrific) “Sexy Chest One Piece Swimsuit” now offers a selection of one-pieces featuring close-up photos of some of the world’s most beloved/notorious (depending on which side of the aisle you’re on) politicians. And when we say close-up, we mean that the faces of Trump, Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders and Vladimir Putin take up the entirety of each of their dedicated swimsuits.

Bernie One Piece Swimsuit, $49.95 at Beloved Image: Courtesy

Bernie One Piece Swimsuit, $49.95 at Beloved; Image: Beloved Shirts

Splashing around in a nice, refreshing pool? Fun. Tanning on the beach? Fun. Opening your eyes to see the 45th President of the United States gaping at you in shock? Not so much.

Putin One Piece Swimsuit, $49.95 at Beloved; Image: Courtesy

Putin One Piece Swimsuit, $49.95 at Beloved; Image: Beloved Shirts

The swimsuits, which are available in both regular and (exceedingly on-trend) high-legged cuts, retail for $49.95 apiece. The Trump and Putin swimsuits were originally priced at $59.95, but have since been marked down. We suppose the demand for swimwear that pokes fun at the current (depressing AF) political climate is waning.

[ via Mashable ]