Forget Isabel Marant's plush hidden-wedge sneakers. Forget Louboutin's pointe shoes. There's a new batch of crazy footwear in town. We took the liberty of rounding up 10 of the most bonkers pairs of shoes available for purchase online right now, and boy is it a doozy of a list. Most of the pairs here have something to do with a crazy wedge, be it platform (decorated or not) or flatform, or some version of fur—or, most excellently, both. We're not saying these are necessarily the most hideous shoes out there, but they are… crazy. Crazy enough to work? You decide. Wear if you dare, that's for sure.
Boots with the Fur
Leave it to Isabel Marant, maker of the must-have plush sneaker wedge, to spellbound us with another questionable shoe.
$1,505 at Barneys.
All Chained Up
Why bother with a tangle of necklaces or bracelets when you could buy a pair of booties with them already attached?
$335 at Nasty Gal.
Architecture of Fur
Ah, Fendi. Architectural and also furry—what a combo!
$1,690 at Net-a-Porter.
Are you a cartoon character or is one your main sartorial inspo? Great, here's a pair of shoes for you!
$275 at Opening Ceremony.
Creepers are controversial enough—add a clear sole and blue suede upper, and you've got the perfect storm of super out-there.
$120 at Dolls Kill.
Forget knee-high. Forget thigh-high. These are definitely skimming something else.
$402 at Nasty Gal.
Massive platform sandals that mimic the Hollywood Hills sign? Only from Charlotte Olympia.
$1,195 at Net-a-Porter.
Would certainly not want to get into any kind of altercation with these bad boys—looks like they could do some serious damage, don't you think?
$750 at Opening Ceremony.
These platform booties look like a furry monster got in a fight with a pair of hiking boots.
$169 at Dolls Kill.
We don't expect you to be participating in any sports with flatform sneakers that feature a 4" platform. Seriously.
$80.09 at ASOS.