THE MODERN GENTLEMAN’S GUIDE TO RAINY DAYS

If you look around the tea shops of London, you will notice one thing. Although it is likely raining out, there are dozens of well-dressed men inside who are dry as tea-biscuits.  Here are some rules for staying stylish in the wet spring weather.

Rule #1:  Get an umbrella.

But it has to be the right one, because the right umbrella will look stunning in your hand. I know it’s inconvenient.  But so is rain.  So keep one at work, and one by the door of your apartment.  Perhaps a third umbrella belongs in the car. 

Please, in the name of dignity, avoid the collapsible type — you’re not Inspector Gadget. Your umbrella should also be tall enough to reach your waist. That way it will be long enough to cover your head from a comfortable, rested position (reference Davinci’s “Vitruvian Man” for a diagram of armspan/leg hypotenuse). 

 
 
 
 

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