FASHIONABLY ILL

 

So, based on my years of experience, I’m going to share with you my best advice for leading your life while sick.

CLOTHING: I recommend wearing clothes with pockets, in case you’re leaving your Kleenex box in your bedroom to go to the kitchen for more orange juice or tea. The pockets allow you to carry a couple tissues with you, in case you sneeze during the twenty-second walk between your bedroom and kitchen. Your only other option is to stick tissues up your sleeve, a là your grandmother.

You should also NOT wear any garment that is dry-clean only, because inevitably you will get snot (or at least germs) all over yourself, and it gets prohibitively expensive to dry clean everything that you smear cold germs on. 


HAIR: Up and out of your face, again because you run the risk of sneezing on it. Snot in your hair = probably a fashion don’t. 


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