"Weird expression. Porter has totally gone off the boil lately."
"This cover is so reductive."
"Nothing can make this chick look older than 17!"
"Crikey!! Her worst cover ever, exceedingly depressing!"
"Unbelievably boring final farewell."
"Miuccia needs to get her act together."
"The Photoshop is crazy! So are the fonts."
"I'm over 90s photography, when can we go back to 2000s glamour?"
"She is NOT a Missoni girl."
"Such a beautiful and inviting smile, but the overall cover looks very pedestrian."