Victoria Beckham Finally Gets a Daughter

But of course, I’m a skipping a step here. The most important thing to know about the former Spice Girl’s new daughter? She has a name, a gloriously weird, unappealing name: Harper Seven. Posh and Becks decided on “Harper” for no interesting reason whatsoever (totally ignoring my awesome advice to title their baby girl “Queen Victoria Beckham”), but I suppose that would have been fine, but the love-happy couple decided to give their one and only daughter a number as a second name. I get that seven is a lucky number and that used to be David’s jersey number, but “Harper Seven” might as well be a seventh-generation cyborg in a steampunk science fiction novel. Not the best name for the soon-to-be reigning queen of celebrity progeny.

[AmyGrindhouse]


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