A Conversation With the Fabric False Eyelashes in Karl Lagerfeld’s Shu Uemura Collection

TFS: You’re actually pretty cool.

Fabric False Eyelashes: *flutter flutter flutter flutter*

But so expensive! What kind of terrible person would spend $68 before tax on a wacky eyelash accessory you can only really wear one time?

*flutter flutter flutter flutter*

Could anyone really pull you off without the help of a makeup artist?

*unblinking*

I knew it. You’re just a clever concept product with next to zero potential for real-life application.

*unblinking*

I can’t even talk to you.

*eye-roll*

[via WWD]

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