I think that even when I was in 7th grade, the boys in my class had a better-developed sense of crude humor than the embarassing nudge-nudging on display in Marc Jacobs' latest sunglasses ad.
Duh, of course that dude isn't masturbating in the middle of a city park, and even if he were, why would that compel anyone to buy the sunglasses he's wearing? Marc Jacobs does realize that people normally walk fast in the opposite direction when they see solitary men masturbating in public parks, or public spaces of any kind? I would rather come across a public defecator than a public masturbator, I think.
[h/t Racked]
