Taylor Swift is Heartbroken; Snooki is Having an Identity Crisis

Taylor Swift HeartbrokenNicole Polizzi doesn’t want to be called Snooki anymore. Don’t hold your breath, Snooki. [CelebDirtyLaundry]

Taylor Swift is still heartbroken after her split with Jake Gyllenhaal, but I’m sure a new beau is just around the corner for the serial dating starlet. Do you have any picks for Taylor’s next boyfriend? [Earsucker]

Your favorite celebrity superstylist and reality TV phenom, Rachel Zoe, is expecting a boy! In a shocking turn of events, Rachel hasn’t started shopping for his wardrobe yet. [INeedMyFix]

Anne Hathaway, Keira Knightley, and Jessica Biel are up for parts in Dark Knight Rises. Rumor has it that there might be room for more than one leading lady in the upcoming flick: looks like Batman’s next battle will be against a female villain. [HollywoodDame]

Lily Allen blogged a pic of her engagement ring. So pretty, Lily – congrats! [AmyGrindhouse]

On the heels of her racy performance in Black Swan, Natalie Portman appears nude for Miss Dior Cherie perfume. [Starcasm]

I didn’t know I cared about this until I read the headline, but turns out I’m a sucker for 20-year-old dirt. Vanilla Ice has been talking up a storm about his relationship with Madonna. Three items of note: 1) Madonna was the rapper’s oldest lover; 2) She was a great lover; 3) He broke up with her after the publication of her erotic art book, Sex, because he found it to be "disgusting and cheap". Now you know. [AnythingHollywood]

It looks like Lindsay Lohan is buckling down and getting back to business. Honestly: good luck to her! [MillionLooks]