Britney Spears Topless for V Magazine; Kelly Cutrone’s New Clothing Line

Britney Spears Topless for V MagazineV Magazine's March issue hits newstands tomorrow and features a triple cover (scroll down to check it out) of Britney Spears in various stages of undress. Shot by Mario Testino, she appears topless in one of the covers and in several editorial shots. Testino's best photos feature a beaming Britney, but the ethereal bubblegum tints of the photos overplay the pop star's commercial appeal. Britney's public image is overwhelmed with her breakdowns and missteps, and if she has any hope of a comeback, she can't keep pretending that she's still the sexy schoolgirl of "Hit Me Baby One More Time." [Earsucker]

The star of Bravo's Kell on Earth, Kelly Cutrone, will team up with People's Revolution partner Robyn Berkley to design a clothing line epically named The Electric Love Army. The duo has plans for several freestanding stores, and plans to create "fun and affordable" clothing that plays up pop culture references. They even have a customer in mind: "You know that scene in Fast Times at Ridgemont High where Phoebe Cates climbs out of the swimming pool and pops her bikini? That’s our girl," says Cutrone. [Styleite]

Remember when I told you that Terry Richardson was shooting a sex book featuring Lindsay Lohan and James Franco? That news originated with The Daily Mirror, but TMZ's reporting that the story's false. I'm more than disappointed, but I guess I should have known it was too good to be true. [AmyGrindhouse]

New rumors claim that Angelina Jolie is freaked out that she's no longer the most beautiful woman in Hollywood, and is gearing up for a series of secret surgeries against Brad's wishes. The extensive list of procedures Angelina's purportedly planning includes a nose job, fat grafting (injecting body fat into her frown lines), Botox, and a mini-face lift. Eeek! If Angelina needs to undergo such drastic measures, the rest of us should just give up. [CelebDirtyLaundry]

Early Tuesday morning, Christina Aguilera and Matthew Rutler were pulled over and arrested for drunk driving. This has been a very dramatic couple of days. [Starcasm]

Amanda Seyfried and Ryan Phillipe are dating again. Even though an on-again-off-again relationship doesn't give me a lot of confidence in their future prospects, they would have beautiful babies together. [INeedMyFix]

Britney Spears Topless Tri-Cover