Terry Richardson Shoots Lady Gaga for Bazaar; Robert Pattinson Buys Kristen Stewart a Motorcycle

Lady Gaga Terry Richardson Harper's BazaarHey there, are you tired of Lady Gaga? Well, the good people at Harper's Bazaar are pretty sure you're just kidding yourself, which is why they cast the megastar as their May cover girl. Photographer Terry Richardson shot Gaga decked out in Alexander McQueen, Armani, and Thierry Mugler and fashion writer Derek Blasberg wrote the profile that accompanied the spread. Every choice that Bazaar made, from subject to photographer to styling was predictable, but the final product was still completely satisfying. Even though she's so often compared to Madonna, I don't think Gaga is that interested in reinvention: her pop culture persona and massive fame might rely on her out-of-the-box image, but she's basically spent her entire career recreating the same look. [Styleite]

But even though we all know what to expect from her, Lady Gaga does sometimes break character: at a recent performance in Houston, Texas, the clotheshorse's standard sky-high heels got the best of her, and she toppled on stage in front of her audience and fell flat on her back, landing underneath her piano. [AnythingHollywood]

Major fashion labels are planning their Fall 2011 campaigns and the casting rumors are spiraling out of control. Looks like Isabeli Fontana is booking a ton of work and Kate Moss has gotten Mango but lost out on Louis Vuitton.  [Fashionologie]

Want to know which celeb couple isn't actually broken up? Sorry Twihards, but it looks like I was right to doubt previous reports that their relationship was on the rocks, because Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson definitely seem to be going strong. At Kristen's 21st birthday party this Saturday, Robert led the crowd in singing the Happy Birthday song [Earsucker], before surprising her with a motorcycle. The couple took turns driving around on it, which actually sounds like a lot of fun. [HollywoodDame]

Another real-life couple is moving to the big screen together: word on the street is that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are hoping to star together in a Wizard of Oz remake. Selena's obviously hoping to land the part of Dorothy, but says that she would gladly play a Munchkin just to be involved with the remake of her favorite film, but I think that's a long shot if her boyfriend is signed on for the project: the film's producers could probably use CGI effects to have the Biebster play the entire Munchkin corps. [CelebDirtyLaundry]

Mad Men won't be back until 2012, but January Jones, the actress that plays the frustrated housewife, Betty Draper, has been making the rounds to promote X-Men and she's been using the opportunity to tease Mad Men fans with trivia to tide us over until the show goes back on the air. One morsel of gossip? The blonde stunner had originally auditioned for the part of the spunky but frumpy copywriter, Peggy Olsen. When the creator, Matthew Weiner, handed the part over to Elisabeth Moss, he went home and drafted two scenes featuring Betty Draper, Don Draper's wife. Weiner hadn't initially intended to include scenes revolving around Don's home life, but promised January Jones that Betty Draper would eventually become a major character in the series. "I took the part on faith; there was no script or fleshed-out character or Betty plotline," said Jones. [AmyGrindhouse]

Due to her pregnancy, Natalie Portman has abandoned her vegan ways because she couldn't resist her cravings for baked goods, which are typically prepared with eggs and milk. I can't wait until I'm pregnant and get to eat whatever I want and justify it as a "craving". I have so many non-pregnancy related cravings now that I can only imagine what'll happen to me when I'm expecting: I'll probably eat a house. [INeedMyFix]