Forget Gaga, Lindsay Lohan's the real fame monster
You know what? I'm truly impressed with Lindsay Lohan. While Lady Gaga works overtime dashing from television interview to photoshoot, blowing smoke about her studies in fame, Lindsay Lohan literally doesn't leave the house for a solid month, and the tabloids still can't shut up about her. Even though the actress was sentenced to a month of house arrest, she's been blowing up the internet with reports of pool parties at her apartment and, most recently, with news that she'd failed an alcohol test. [GirlsTalkinSmack] Surprise surprise, Lindsay has definitely not stayed all clean and sober while living it up in the comfort of her own home. Even though she was ordered to appear in front of a judge, LiLo's boozy behavior is not going to result in jail time. Even though the judge that sentenced her to house arrest did order that she be tested for controlled substances, Judge Fox did not order alcohol testing, so drinking was within the rights of the sentence. The presiding judge was nonetheless less than pleased with Lindsay's behavior, and did add on some new restrictions to her remaining term under house arrest. In addition to family members, Lindsay is not allowed to have more than one friend over at a time. Which means, no more pool parties! What a drag. But knowing LiLo, she'll still find a way to stir up some trouble and get herself back in the public spotlight. [Read more: INeedMyFix, RightCelebrity, HaveUHeard, DippedInCream]
ScarJo is looking a little desperado
Mere weeks after getting dumped by Sean Penn for being "too clingy," Scarlett Johansson's love life is back to embarrassing. Now that Bradley Cooper has broken things off with Renee Zellweger, ScarJo's hoping that he'll turn to her to soothe his aching heart and vice versa. Cooper and Johansson starred in He's Just Not That Into You (prophetic!), but both were attached until very recently. “Scarlett likes everything about Bradley. He’s charming and quick-witted,” said a friend. Unfortunately, Bradley seems to feel differently, and told ScarJo that he wasn't looking for anything, and would rather focus on his career. Scarlett thinks she can change his mind, but really, I can't understand why she won't give the man-chasing a rest. Scarlett's one of the most gorgeous women in Hollywood, and if it's this hard and this humiliating for her to find a boyfriend, I'm guessing that it's because she's trying way too hard.
Evan Rachel Wood chops off her locks
At the Season 4 True Blood premiere (squeal!!!!) Evan Rachel Wood debuted a new 'do. The actress ditched her long blonde locks on the floor of a hair salon and showed up on the red carpet with a brand spanking new pixie cut. ERW is ineffably adorable and awesome and the cut is cute on her, but I hope she didn't pick the scissors until she finished filming her True Blood scenes. Queen Sophie Ann with a pixie cut? Pfft, no way. [DailyStab]