Cara Delevingne and the Downside of Being Fashion Week’s Favorite Model

We aren’t going to link to the video or the story because we don’t want to reward harassment with traffic or video views. Here’s the transcript:

 

(The video opens with a shot of CARA ordering at the McDonald’s counter. 

She doesn’t know she’s being filmed. The camera gets closer and closer to her.)

CAMERAMAN

We’re gettin’ our eat on with Cara.

(CARA turns around. She looks surprised but smiles for the camera.)

CARA

Hi guys. What’s going on?

CAMERAMAN

We’re hanging out with you Cara.

CARA

That’s so funny. How did you get down here? That’s hysterical.

(CARA does not appear to really think it’s “hysterical.”)

CAMERAMAN

We saw you guys driving by. We were working on Miley. And then we wanted to say … I saw you and I was like, you know what? It’s Valentine’s Day, I got to say, ‘Happy Valentine’s Day to my homey, Cara.’

CARA

Thank you so much, happy Valentine’s Day. 

(A cut. We see Cara from behind again. She’s doing something at the drinks station.)

CAMERAMAN

You’re gonna be working Valentine’s Day?

CARA

(Without looking up.

Yeah.

CAMERAMAN

I heard you got a new line for Valentine’s Day.

CARA

“In Bed with Cara.”

CAMERAMAN

In Bed with Cara?

CARA 

Yeah

CAMERAMAN

(Creepy laughter)

(CARA murmurs something indistinguishable.)

CAMERAMAN 

Let’s see what Cara likes to drink … Get that Coca-Cola on, girl. 

Ahhh well, I’m glad Splash News thought it would be a cool idea to harass a young women just to provide the world with video proof that a near-teenager is willing to ingest “calorific” fast food despite her modeling career. 

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