"Casting is excellent but the images fall flat. Such a pity."
"I don’t understand this appointment."
"What the hell is going on?"
"Love Eniko! She still knows how to serve face!"
"Gisele and Naomi look great!"
"These covers… amateur hour! Poor Claudia!"
"Not groundbreaking."
"The first cover is a breath of fresh air."
"This is embarrassing on so many levels."
"Everything looks so cheap and tacky."