We offer a tried-and-true method:
Step 1: Despair
Or just wear this shirt.
Step 2: Own it
But be polite.
Step 3: Distract yourself
With some “fashion.”
Step 4: Find a small way to indulge
You’ll feel better in the time it takes this guy to style his moustache.
(And if all fails, take a bath, watch a funny movie and get a good night’s sleep.)
