Beyoncé’s Holiday Merch ‘Sleighs’ (Just Like All Her Other Merch)

Whoopi Goldberg, we’re gonna let you finish, but Beyoncé just released some of the best kitschy holiday gear of all time. True, Whoopi’s range of cashmere, size-inclusive, quirkily decorated knits is nothing to sniff at. But a hoodie that says, “I Sleigh All Day”? Coordinating sweatpants that read, “Boy Bye” across the bum? “Formation”-themed wrapping paper? We know what we’ll be using to package our gifts this year, and what we’ll be wearing whilst doing so. (And for those who live in snow-free climes, the all-knowing Queen also put out a Christmasy crop top — yea, those exist now.)

Click through the slideshow above to take in Bey’s festive new merch. It’s her best present to us since Destiny’s Child’s “8 Days of Christmas.”