The holidays are a time of giving. And some of us (well, not us) have more to give than others. With that in mind, we present our luxury gift guide for those who don’t understand the word budget. (Seriously though, if that’s you, call us.) We rounded up the most high-end items you can buy this holiday, from French chateaux (surprisingly affordable, and cost less than apartments in Manhattan!) to piggy banks for your tots. Because what good is being filthy rich if you can’t spend your wad like crazy? The rest of us, however, will just wait for the sales. But feel free to buy us anything in this slideshow — we never say no to diamonds and gold. We’ll love you forever.